Saturday, June 18, 2005

last night as a single man

June 17, 2005- My last night as a single man and my buddies decided they needed to make it a night to remember. After the rehearsal dinner for the wedding, we were all staying in a house at the Ranch we were having the wedding at. As I walked into the house to go to bed, they guys grabbed me and proceeded to wrap me up in a really long climbing rope.

Then they threw me in the back of a pickup truck and we drove out to the middle of nowhere on the ranch. As they enjoyed their beers and cigars, I just laid there thinking about how much I wanted to be in a nice warm bed.


To make a long story short, I ended up in a porta-potty in the middle of nowhere. They blocked the door of the porta-potty and drove off with hopes of finding a sharpie marker.


During the 10 minutes they were gone, I managed to untie myself and escape from the porta-potty. Hehe! My plan was to jump in the truck when they returned and speed off so they had to walk back, but it didn't work out that way. They ended up spotting me and chasing me down. My white shirt with a full moon night gave me away! At this point they wrote secret messages to Bethany (for the wedding night) all over my chest and back with the sharpie.


You guys better watch your back!

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